In Search of Gay Jesus
(A Film Review) 
Acclaimed director
Arturo Masturbannis lastest epic is sure to be a
controversial hit. Starring famed ACTUP organizer
and gay spokessman Larry Kramer as Jesus in his debut
Hollywood appearance, the film features Mel Brooks as
Pontius Pilate, Rodney Dangerfield as Joseph, and Cher
Bono as Mary, with cameo appearances by Mel Gibson, Chuck
Norris, and Clint Eastwood as very tough (and very
gay)sadomasochistic Roman centurions.
Half slapstick and half homoerotic
nightmare, I.S.O.G.J. is sure to please devotees of
Signore Masturbannis bizarre earlier efforts (Oral
Sex Kittens from Radio Galaxy NC24673, Sperm Fetish
Babes from Hell, and of course his first notorious
blockbuster A Wad Too Far, his moving and
outrageous biography of Porn Star John Holmes). The
script loosely follows Pier Pasolinis The
Gospel According to St.Matthew, but the often
violent explicit sex scenes (Jesus is fisted
on his cross by all three Roman centurions), and strange
and historically inaccurate drug usage (the 12 apostles
appear to do little besides mainline heroin), mean
parents will have to be careful letting pre-schoolers
peek at this video. The movie has been approved by the
New York City Board of Education for sixth grade thru
high school as part of the Cultural Diversity 2000
program accounced earlier this year by the same
body.
Now showing at the Pissoir (East Village) and the
Rikers Island Cinematheque. Unrated, but
nasty.
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