Damn cool site!
"Maybe Trent Reznor best summed it up when he wrote: "Gimme crack and anal sex. Take the only tree that's left, And shove it up the hole In your culture.""
Leonard Cohen wrote the song and the lyric, 'The Future' on the album of the same name.
You're utterly insane.
You are fucking nutcase. I don't mean that in a good way either. You are just a disturbing man.
Dead on, brother. It is seldom that one with sight deigns even to flirt with the truth. You are appreciated. You are not alone.
I don't know man, text based comedy only works when accompanied by good pictures. Its really hard to get into a text based sketch unless you have a visual to go along with it.
Your have promise but most end up being about sex in some way. Frankly everything would be better if it had a naked girl in it but we don't point this out because it become redundant. Of course the library would be better if it had naked librarians but so would everything.
I would take more time on each sketch to give a more multimedia approach instead of only concentrating on the text aspect of it.
but good work none the less,
peace
PAJ
This is funny. Oh wait, that was "Full House." Your site is almost funny. It suffers due to a lack of Bob Saget.
You are one sick motherfo. 'Nuff said.
I am extremely interested in a trip to CUba with you. You sound like a delightful man who knows what he wants, please e-mail me. rjhanlon@hotmail.com
loves and kisses
Don't listen to the idiot who wants the pictures.
JonBenet dolls..?? Facial cumshots..?? You, without a doubt, are THEE MOST utterly insane and delusional individual I have encountered! Even on the internet!! What the hell happened to you...??
JonBenet dolls..?? Facial cumshots..?? You, without a doubt, are THEE MOST utterly insane and delusional individual I have encountered! Even on the internet!! What the hell happened to you...??
Loved your story of Cuba. Is it legal to have that much fun and blow (both kinds :)
sacred words from a visionary prophet and poet. rock on, Mr. Kranz
George Krantz,
You sick son-of-a bitch. Your story on Cuba met with my disgust. How could you be so in-humane as to gun down innocent rafters seeking a better life.
The girls, the coke, that was all fine. But gunning down human beings in the name of "Big Game" you sorry excuse for a human being piece of shit. You watch your back George!!! We have a way of dealing with people like you.
Insane, yes... Crazy, no...
It seems as if someone finally has the guts to say how it should be... hehe...
Keep up the good work...
By reading "George's Adventures in 'ole Havana", I can only assume that you are from Wyoming.
My goal for this letter is to strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. I shall do this in the only honest way that I can, which is by simply setting forth those principles that I personally believe in and that I personally observe and honor. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and point out that the emperor has no clothes on. I have always assumed that Councilmember George Kranz's practices constitute an instigation to rescue sadism from the rubbish heap of history, dust it off, slap on a coat of cheap sophistry, and market it as new and improved, but the fact of the matter is that it looks like his cronies can conceive of nothing but huffy foul defenses of his presumptuous hate-filled ideas..........
<snip snip>
Sorry folks... I had to separate the rest of this message from the board because this maniac continued on for several more paragraphs. But I've never been accused of censorship, so you can read the rest of his diatribe here.
Friggin loony!
Cool site man, one of the few that really had me laughing out loud.....i just cant figure wether you MEAN what you write or not...but hey....who gives a fuck?
George you are such a devil
I hope they make a Bukkake video where you are the ejaculatee.
I hope they make a Bukkake video where you are the ejaculatee.
love is life and you astray away from love so you have no life
if you're trying to be funny, you're failing. if you're serious, your an ass.
I don't know what is so offensive about this. This site is just his opinions and suggestions for solutions. It is funny how some of you don't like George's opinions, but feel free to give your own of him. <p> Continue on George...until they take away our freedom of speach, you are in the clear...<p>8
Cool shit Dude, you rock!!!!!!!!!
your sick, twisted, and goddammit, you kick ass....
i don't particularly care for the racism you expressed, but some of the points you made about the level of education in our society was dead on...
oh..really you should form DAMM.
Hey Georgie!
Every wonder why you seem drawn to Bukkake?
You know, Being in a room with 20-30 other naked guys cranking their wanks tends to turn me off.
Maybe it's me....
The most serious problem you have is a misconstruction inside your brain that makes you believe you are a great guy. So you fail to do the only thing you should do to hope to save yourself: run to a psychiatrist!
genuis, absolute genuis.
i am amused. i myself have been planning to breed my own slavegirls for a long time.
I can't pinpoint why you get off on such crap. Perhaps it's because you are a loser and women can spot it a mile a away. Have you been rejected all of your life (poor baby)? Was your mommy mean to you? Maybe it's because you are too immature to understand what real women want. Could it be that you are frustrated with your lack of ability to please a woman?
Actually, the content displayed on your web page does not anger me. I laugh at men who have a pathetic need to revel in the kinds of images displayed on your site. If you ever do find a decent women (the chances are very slim dear) you will fuck it up. The truth is that you will either end up alone or with a woman that you loath. You will loath her because she is more powerful, intelligent, and confident than you or because you will have to live with the knowledge that she is another victim of the sad belief that women must settle (why else would she be with you?).
So, continue your work and escape into laughable fantasies if it makes you feel like a big, strong, and powerful man. Just remember that we still have the upper hand. You know it and we know it. If anything, congrats on being yet another bore desperately trying to excite and "shock" people. You lack creativity and insight. We've seen it all before little boy.
Georgie!!!
You rule!!!
you suck need more cum shots!!! Not your fuckin' personal fucking thoughts, "YOU CUM SUCKIN' DEMON SPAWN"! More BUKKAKE pics.
you are a fucking gay dick luvin raciest pig shit ass and if belive in god and you were serious about killig cubans than u george WILL ROT IN HELL hahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahah
To the Oct 17 respondent who referred to George as a "little boy", I have a picture in my mind of you as a morbidly obese, short-haired lesbian, in a flannel shirt, hunched angrily over her keyboard.
Your two predominant personality traits are intense hostility towards all men combined with appalling humorlessness. I would ask you whether it is appropriate to base your entire existence on your inability to get a date for the Prom.
George is a genus, and you lack the intelligence or are to blinded by your anger to realize this.
"As she reads she gives each guy a vigorous handjob" Try this at home. Talk about the weather in a normal tome of voice while moving your hands back and forth rapidly. You can't do it. Your voice will sound funny because of the effect your arm muscles are having on your lungs. Nobody will understand what the weather is going to be. "God is coming!" "Where's my umbrella?"
this is brilliant. bukkake, facials, slave girls, and gunning down fugees. you deserve an award. i can hardly stop laughing. really.
oh yeah, and there's tons of bukkake here->
http://www.shuttle-japan.com/html-e/sperm.html
You are truely a master at mind. Respect is high for this entity.
You are truely a master at mind. Respect is high for this entity.
You are gay at heart! Don't deny your homosexual nature. You know you would love a spray in your face Georgie.
Pretty lame. What a waste of time.
Hi George, I rather like most of your radical positions. It's good to see some people still have balls. The hottest sexual playground I ever visited was Olongapo in the Phillipines. I visited there six times while I was in the Navy. We called it "Disneyland for adults." The main street, Magsaysay Drive, just outside the gate to the Navy base, was full of bars and massage parlors and whorehouses. It was fucking incredible. Let me tell you - you haven't lived until you've had your schlong munched by two babes while drinking a cold one sitting in a bar in broad daylight. There I was, peacefully drinking my 25-cent beer, when two whores started flirting with me. One thing led to another and soon they were kneeling between my knees. Women there were very uninhibited. That bar was a couple doors away from another bar called "Good Head Inn." No shit. I got a $5 blowjob there in a back room. Across the street was another bar called "Blow Heaven." Down the street was Marilyn's, where the game Smiles was played. In it, several guys sit around a large round table while their "girlfriends" blow them under the table. The first guy who smiles (cums?) has to buy the next round. On Marilyn's business cards, they advertised "the best blowjobs in the Phillipines." Another time, while staggering down the street, a whore grabbed my arm and offered me a "free sample." Okay. We went into this bar's back room where she dropped to her knees and pulled down my athletic shorts. She was giving me some pretty good head when I happened to look down and saw her hand in my shorts pocket, pickpocketing me! Bitch. Once I was accosted by a group of whores outside a massage parlor. An old woman grabbed my hand and said, "I suckee suckee good. You cum, I swallow, five dollar." Okay. She was old and wrinkled, but sure knew how to gobble cock. A guy could buy a woman short-time or long-time. My long-time girlfriend cost me a whole $7.50 for roughly 24 hours. Wow. Since the Navy pulled out of the Phillipines, I don't know how Olongapo has changed. This huge industry was there solely because of American money. Another hot place was Patiuya Beach, Thailand. (Spelling may be wrong.) I never went there but a friend said it was really good, too. Cheaper. It pisses me off to no end that people here in Illinois can't buy a whore anymore. Not since religious wackos in the 1800's banned it. People back then weren't very bright. My government interferes with my right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It dictates how I may spend my money. It interferes in our lives more than any other government on this planet beneath our feet. The United States has always been about oppression, not freedom. Tragically, it has great propaganda. Today, men in Russia; Vietnam; Sydney, Australia and Israel, among many others, can freely get a whore. Men could get a whore in 12 of the 16 countries I visited. Who's really free? I have some really good ideas. All governments on Earth should repeal those laws which dictate morality. They are rooted in religious mythology/superstition and are human rights violations. For example, people in many countries today have the freedom to sunbathe naked on public beaches, because their governments haven't banned that. Many actually do. Not in America, because of ancient religious wackos. That's just one example. Women in many countries still have the freedom to suck a cock. Women in about 12 U.S. states would go to prison for that.
Regards, William D. Wylie, Jr., B.S. Sociologist WDWylie@aol.com http://members.aol.com/wdwylie
P.S. Here's something I got off the web. America is severely fucked up.
Bizarre Sex Laws
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances, including the wedding night.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
I think your writing is for the most part good, but I'd like to make this observation. I see a lot of references to cute YOUNG this and cute YOUNG that, sexy LITTLE thing in lingerie giving blowjobs, blah blah, little young girl so forth ad infinitum ad nauseam. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating prudery. There's nothing wrong with a healthy libido, and nothing wrong with wanting to have your dick sucked, even obsessing about it. but you are living in a fantasy world, george. it's like this. YOUNG GIRLS DO NOT GIVE GOOD HEAD. young girls are (for the most part) dumb, scared, inexperienced and confused and virtually brainwiped by television and other mass media into behaving in certain set social patterns. One of them that is extremely common, especially nowadays, is that tired old "good little girl with an inner whore" play-act. Young girls are taught this routine from television and from their friends in school and they use it to get attention. They also use it to "practice" showing off their charms, acting slutty and dangerous and so forth. But when it comes to actually fucking, they go blank. They either get scared and run away from sex with whatever excuse suits them, or else they go through with it and somehow expect it to all be like that scene in the movie American Beauty where all the fucking rose petals are all over the place floating down from the sky. They expect sex to be connected with lots of ROMANTIC shit, even sex that they seem to be communicating will be a casual thing. It is really kind of unnerving.
And let's face it. They suck at sucking cock. It takes a lot of practice to learn how to suck a dick right. Ask any prostitute who's been at it for a while.
I've had enough happen to me to put me off even looking at pictures of teenie girls or girls in their 20s trying to look 13. Give me a 40 year old with a soft body and an experienced mouth any day. Older women not only fuck better, they're MUCH more appreciative of it. Little girls treat you like shit, because you're just the flavor of the moment and they know they can get the attention of anyone they want just because they aren't as fat and don't have older-looking skin with a wrinkle here and there. It's really a screwed up world when teenage girls are made out to be the be-all and end all of sexual paradise...and they can only LEGALLY FUCK AS TEENAGERS FOR TWO YEARS in most states. Then they're adults, looked at as over the hill in only a few more short years. That's really sad.
-A guy who knows what's important and what's not.
Who the fuck is this guy? Inquiring minds want to know! -j
Wow,what can I say? Other than you are either a hilarious parody or an incredibly disturbed peculiar man.
Your obsession with buttfucking smacks of paternal child abuse during you convalescence or your gagging to shag your wife [if you have one] up the rear.
As for your extrapolations that drug legalisation will lead to people turning itno drug crazed lunatics, could you be any more wide of the mark??? People with as much needless, thoughtless hatred for members of socrety [like gays are], are the lunatics with guns who shoot up our schools, places of leisure and factories.
Either keep up the writing, you're talented kid,or stay the hell in your house till the asylum come a calling.
Finally! Been waiting for yet another salvo of hard hitting insight and social rhetoric I've come to expect from the Kranz. Brilliant as usual.
Rock on.
How often do these articles come out? When is the next one? - or is it just whenever you get inspiration?
How often do these articles come out? When is the next one? - or is it just whenever you get inspiration?
# Begin somnambular ice cream enema v0.0.1
#!/usr/bin/perl #include stdio.h #include frozen_hooker_meat.h
function sweatpussy() int $bloody_nipple=1; int $smelly_flipper=3000; int $dungheap=$bloody_nipple;
while ($bloody_nipple != $smelly_flipper); {toasty_warp_burger=$dung_heap + $rooster} toasty_warp_burger++; else die("Suckle dead monkey flutes/!"); sweatpussy++;
You are a complete and total retard. You demand an industry standard of 30-40ccs of semen per cumshot in porno films and have a picture of Jesus Christ on your guestbook page? I mean, I know most Christians are hypocrites and at least you are consistent but DAMN! I wouldn't erect a webpage showing the world how much of a lunatic I am, Georgie.
-Derlin
I sense a kindred spirit in the noble cause of making people uncomfortable and keeping them on their mental toes. I hope to meet at the Chaos Convention.
I don't know man, this is pretty fucked up. I give you credit for your balls. Oh yeah, your Havana story sucks. I was there and the whores were not as hot a this guy describes. Actually, they were all skanks. This guy's an idiot. Try to be more creative.
Love, God
Your story about the jews sucks.
I mean who gives a fuck about them anyway.
Hitler was right. Burn the self righteous bastards. They never did anything for us, besides get us killed.
I starting to like Clinton more and more...
Rock'n'Roll
'Men mill around, drinking draft Heineken from a freshly tapped keg, bullshitting, and stroking their meat. One by one, as the need arises, they drift on over to Demi and shoot their load.'
I don't know if you have considered this, but if you like the idea of hanging out with a bunch of guys beating off, um... I mean even if there's a girl there...
Not that I would dare disaggree with you -- hell cock is good. I do suggest you take another trip that you could report on; San Fransisco is pretty nearby.
couldn't find cybernetika, but you can get similar dolls from
http://www.geocities.com/photogenicdoll/doll/
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Hey Kranz,
I don't really know what to make of your site... The Bukkake shit was very informative, but the rest of it.... like are you honest in what you say or are you simply a great creative writer. I hope for your sake the latter is applicable. If not you definetley are a fucked up old geezer.
You should try and have sex with space aliens from Mars. Now that will get your mojo going better than any Cuba can. I will advise Lord ^^^*&^^||| that you are interested. These beings are all hemaphrodites, so I hope you can take it in the ass as well as give it.
Hey Kranz,
I don't really know what to make of your site... The Bukkake shit was very informative, but the rest of it.... like are you honest in what you say or are you simply a great creative writer. I hope for your sake the latter is applicable. If not you definetley are a fucked up old geezer.
Ok, your site is kind of funny, but your stories are blatantly fake (eg. Cuba). And you're fucked up.
Dude, I hope this is all satire. If not, may the FBI hunt you down and disembowel you; allowing many bad, bad things to happen to you first... maybe your own bukkake? I wonder how much you would like that... wait, I don't really wonder; I think I already know the answer. If it is all satire, I applaud you. ~M.V., California
You are a fucking pig!!!!! Get a life, loser!
You're going to hell. Repent.
How can you be so pitifully sad??? Get a woman and get a life!
another net in the water collecting trash
you ignorant, mythomaniac, self-contented F.O.O.L.
you didn't even recognize the automatic web-generated hate letter you "censored" below. what a stupid wimp. you generylly suck and you clearly wish that you had done/would do a tenth of the insane stuff described here. please disappear from the web at your earliest convenience
Even if it's a parody, it's still not amusing. You have a perfect right to free speech, but why the need you feel to wash this dirty laundry in public I have no idea. It proves you to be a loser with an overinflated sense of self-worth. You are NOT funny. Killing, pedophilia, and sexual slavery are NOT amusing, they are crimes. I'm sure you'll say I'm a fat lesbian with no sense of humor bitter because the guy I asked to the winter formal rejected me, but you know what? You'd be wrong. Just like you're wrong about the entertainment value of this pile of trash you call a website.
www.memepool.com
wahah holy shit man you rule
Allow me to be the first to offer you my first-born female infants for use in your "experiments". I would be pleased to provide you with relevant family history and medical details, as well as a personal interview, which I am sure will convince you that together, we can and will create the next race of super-humans, deadly vixen capable of sucking a man's brains out through his urethra at a distance of 50 feet. TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you for providing this world with a different perspective. Whether people think it's good or bad all that raelly matters is that you say exactly what you want to. Good job!!! Keep it comming!
Omigosh, it's *so* outrageous! Talk about a guy who knows how to push the limits!
Whoever woudda thoughta that! Pushing a limit!
I mean wasn;t it supposed to be a *limit*!?
But, I mean, here comes along this guy, and he--well--*pushes* it!
Wow. What a feast of brilliance. Who ever ever else could have thought of pushing a limit?
It does have shitty little smell tho...
If being as offensive as possible accounts for humor these days you're a comic genius. Personally this was all sort of boring once the 'shock value' wore off. Maybe if you portrayed yourself as a little kid it'd be funnier like on South Park.
If being as offensive as possible accounts for humor these days you're a comic genius. Personally this was all sort of boring once the 'shock value' wore off. Maybe if you portrayed yourself as a little kid it'd be funnier like on South Park.
I don't know if this is real or cynicism at its blackest,*I thought I was a cynic!* but damn, now I need a drink. Sweet...alcohol will numb the pain..sweet alcohol
For the sake of humanity, I hope that this WHOLE page is purely satire. . .
you actually write pretty funny shit...SORT OF. i mean, just stylistically speaking: lines like "We went sailing and clipped three or four 12" trees at the base before coming to a rest in some sort of scenic overlook."
where you blow it (uh...the pun was not intended, but i guess it's there nonetheless) is by repeatedly obsessing on getting porno-movie style oral sex in every damn one of your rants or vignettes or fucking slices of life as you see it or whatever the hell you choose to think of them as. this makes what would otherwise be some pretty entertaining exercises in edgy writing to become a crashing bore and also cause most of your readers (other than the 11 year old boys who find anything with "dirty jokes" and "bad words" in it to be automatically cool by default) to feel pity for you. it's pretty damned obvious to most people who read this site that for one reason or another, you have either never had sex in your life, or else you obtain all of your sexual release with girls who require a payment before offering any sexual favors. No one who actually gets laid is this obsessed with getting blow jobs.
and "facial cumshots"?! jeezus...you must be a virgin. I thought ALL guys knew by now that it feels better when she like, you know, SWALLOWS...i.e. keeps her mouth on it while you are climaxing. facial cum shots are just "movie reality". they're called "the money shot" which really says it all, i think. they exist only to prove to the viewer of a movie that there was an orgasm there because otherwise there'd be no proof.
so what gives, George...do you need visual proof to know if you have had an orgasm?
Why is it always ugly perverts who just assume we women have "20-30 orgasms per day." I don't think I've cared to have one in three weeks. We're not all sex hungry fiends like you want us to be. In your dreams! If we are tired after 2 or 3 while having good sex we'll roll over and pretend to go to sleep. You're living in a fantasy world.
Oh PS-- Yeah we all LOVE to rub guys cum onto our faces because of the vitamins and it's just so great for our skin! Yet another thing guys like to delude themselves with. A little egg yolk or honey for me, thanks.
dear sir very interesting page. I like your attitude, even if I dont agree w all your politics and sexual tastes. who is it that you work for that would have you buying small arms in poland? do you work for a gun shop? if so, Im interested in buying an inexpensive kalishnikov knock off. preferably under $200 and in working condition. my email is: insanusk9@aol.com. if you can help, I will send you a pgp signature to discuss the details. I really like your idea for a DAMM. heres my story: news years eve 1999. I was at a rippin party w a lot of friends and strangers. during the period from 7pm-1am, I drank an entire bottle of lemon twist smirnoff (750ml) w only water for chasers, rendering myself entirely incoherent. at 1am I passed out in an area fairly secluded from the noise of the party. 3hrs later I suddenly woke up w the most clear head I have ever had. It was startling really, every movement I made was precise and efficient as if I was possessed. I found my keys and drove home w/o incident. upon getting home I fell back asleep and woke up to the usual nightmarish hangover. I have never been able to explain why, at the height of drunkeness, I suddenly had that epiphany of clarity. so anyway, drunk driving laws are a crock. everyone has different limits, its ridiculous to have such a draconian law. freedom and responsibility are things we should cherish. if you run somebody over, your going to jail, no exceptions. if your stone drunk on the road but arent hurting anybody, cops should return the favor and leave you alone. anyway as for your thoughts on race and homosexuality et al, Im glad you have the balls to say what a problem we have, but your conclusions are wrong and your anger is misdirected. there are two kinds of ppl in the world, tolerant and intolerant. I dont give a fuck what anybody does so long as it doesnt directly effect me. I am a tolerant person. I may say that fags are disgusting or that blacks are stupid but that doesnt mean Im going to do anything about it. I just personally do not choose to assosciate w those kind of ppl. intolerant ppl created jim crow and sodomy laws, those kinds of laws need to be prevented. but intolerant ppl also created afirmative action and political correctness, which also needs to stop. your targets should be intolerance not ppl who happen to be in the same stereotype. utopia is when everyone leaves each other the hell alone, not when we live in collective harmony like the liberal catch phrase bullshit version of tolerance.
What's with the anal fixation? Afraid of that sweet honey pot? Afraid to open those sexy pussy lips and gently tease?
The mouth is nice too, but you keep it up too much and her tired jaws will relax, her teeth will scrape... What a crappy way to end a good fuck.
Maybe you're just gay. If so, quit dicking around with women's alternate holes. Unlock the secret of cunt; there are so many more ways to torturously drive a woman nuts.
Maybe your tongue's bigger than your cock. Put it to good use: get down there and lick.
My suspension of disbelief has to go to the bathroom. This is, in its own way, incredible. I cannot honestly discern the satire from the H.S.T.-style put-on.... Nonetheless, you've written something capable of causing minor controversy, so that makes you worth watching. Whether or not we report you to the authorities depends on how much we believe what we read.... Ahh, I could never turn anyone over to the cops, not even someone who deserved it. Keep doing whatever it is you're doing, and remember Groucho Marx's apocryphal motto: 'If you can't confuse them with contradiction, baffle 'em with bullshit.'
Hot Damn, Nigga!
You IS one funny-ass chuckle head. This is the best shatner I've seen in milleniumz.
I really want to know if there's any truth to the Disco Inferno story. Does the club really exist, are the acts as bad as you claim, and does T.E.I. part own the club, and if so, are those celebrities really investors?? This is a major conspiracy, and could severely slandor the name of those people and ruin their political careers. >;-) heh heh any mroe info would be appreciated, spence_b@hotmail.com
Awesome site! You make me proud.
- Tim McVeigh
I guess this comes along with the whole free speech concept.
If it smells like shit Looks like shit It must be shit?
I have a question— when did they start giving internet acces to people in trailer parks?
This site is like a really bad Penthouse letters section, written by a right wing, drug taking, closet homophobic sick fuck.
Get help now and please don't breed.
George, you are so naughty.
After a good look at this site and the string of comments below, I can really only wonder which orifice of yours was most abused when you were younger.
I've seen the light. And i'm a Banana!
George Kranz,
From GAY SCOUTING 2000 AD "The judge in question is either a fucking queer or some desiccated cunt psychotic lesbian."
George, taking into consideration statements of yours like the one above I seriously can't believe you have a problem with the third reich or anything that happened in Auschwitz during or after the third reich (Disco Inferno). Admit it, you're fine with it all and what happened there.
Oh, and for the record I'm not a gay man. Also for the record I finally understand why women might opt for being lesbians.
beautiful beautiful america, haven for free speech. keep it up, offend me some more. i love it. a place where a guy can happily say the crazy shit you say is my kinda place.
I have to say, you're not terribly funny. Not even in a twisted, Stile Project kind of way. Actually, you're not funny at all. The George Kranz identity, as it is represented on this webpage, comes off as some half-assed Jr. High version of a Secret Agent/Social Commentator. He's like Batman, if Batman were an ultra right-wing retard. Your writing is intensely juvenile; you can't disguise it by having most of your stories revolve around sex. Sex is, after all, a favorite topic among adolescents. All in all, your stories left a foul taste in my mouth and a look of disbelief on my face. I'm going to have to shower for a week to get the stench of your failure off, and I just -looked- at your webpage.
oof noof nagloof, the devil is on the roof.
hehe nice one, man!
d00d you are really funny even if i cant figure out whether you are for real or not ... i mean that JoBenet thing made me laugh out loud ... did that really happen???
I love this site. And the angry reaction from the Meme Pool feminazis only add to the mirth. It is sad that the only way "incorrect" humorous writing can be seen is through self publishing on the web. If Hunter S Thompson were alive today he would be a scorned crackpot on the fringes of the internet. I don't know how much this site costs ya, George, but I appreciate it. Keep up the good work. Maybe you could submit some of these stories to the mens mags like Hustler or Screw.
Mikeamy@stratos.net
Good job. Well done, that man.
LOL this board is the high point of the whole site, check out one post you recieved recently:
"You know what? I just took the biggest shit of my life. I sat down on the toilet and shit out so much stinking shit -- about 5 gallons worth of diarrhea -- that I filled up the whole toilet and it spilled all over the place and made my whole bathroom smell like TURDS. Is this your fault? Probably not, but I thought I'd add this little tidbit to your already shitted-up website."
I don't have an opinion about your writing. Everything that can be said has been said. I think this board is funny though.
You sound gay. I hope you don't want to be gay so I can shock you. Homo. Faggot. I know people that would kill sally boys such as yourself. Literally. You're probably like that homo-faggot-turdtickler on American Beauty.
Plus I hate white people. So I would love to shoot you. Then I would let some faggots cum on your dying body and then I would shoot the faggots and string everyone together on a rope and hang you from a telephone pole in the middle of town where you could die with a noose around your neck and cum dripping off of your face. I would tack a copy of your web site beneath your sorry fat ass on the telephone pole and paste a Whore Kranz post-it note on your forehead. "R.I.P. The sluttiest fag boy to ever walk the earth died while sucking cock." That's the kind of freedom I enjoy. Bitch.
in the words of another writer, if you're trying to be funny you've succeeded, and if youre serious, you're my hero. Keep the text based comedy, everybody has pictures.
I'm sorry to see such a bitter, stunted man with a website. You obviously cannot attract real women. Maybe if you learned to like yourself a bit more you would.
I would just like to comment on the accuracy of the statement in the "ON FACIAL CUMSHOTS" article... You state that a females orgasm, after all, is biologically meaningless... i would just like to point out that when a woman ejaculates the fluid that is produced makes the environment in her vagina more accepting for sperm to survive.. thus makeing procreation more likely... just thought id let you know... and oh by the way the men with the white coats are on their way..! other than that very amusing site...
i dont feel safe on the streets with you out there. you are one crazy SOB man.
Great site. Some of the writing is a little over the top, but still great stuff. I can't believe people are taking it seriously enough to be offended. Maybe that should be your acid test to see if people are smart enough to breed. Anyway, keep up the good work. If you ever get bored, check out www.crank.com. He seems to share a lot of your values.
Ditto the comments of 03JAN2001;02:53:48. I would love to join a DAMM group. The insanity of MADD needs to be halted ASAP. Keep up the good site...
I'll be straight to the point here, How much of this stuff is bullshit?
On the subject of Auschwitz , yes it is true terrible things happend there and we should never forget that . But Auschwitz doesn't stop at the camp , it's an actual town with actual people , the youth in the town are aware what happend and they think it is awfull that it did but they don't want it to rule there lives they want to enjoy themselves and the disc is the only game in town . People act like it's on the site of the death camp itself it's more than 5 kilometers removed. It is also true about the tannery but most of the buildings in the town have a similar history and this whas the only suitable location . About the rest of your story , show me the proof , I want pictures , recordings etc. I 'd bet you can't produce them because YOU MADE IT UP ! Personally I think your site is tasteless , but hey you wanted my two cents you got it .
Hey George.
You're a legend. Love your stuff.
ANNNNNND -- For all the people signing this guestbook and blathering on about hell and crap, if you don't like it, don't read it. Jeez, did you ever think that people may be as strongly against your views as you are to Georges? Shut up.
I'm off to Cuba.
Will you come and lecture at Bowdoin College in Maine???
brilliant! Keep up the great work!
grub
You are a sick twisted man. THANK YOU! Finally a non-conformist with the balls to come right out and try to shock and offend. I couldnt care less if these are your real opinions, nor does it matter if I dissagree. Way to go man! You are the kind of person children should look up to. To any with objections, sit and spin, motherfuckers!
Your report 'Disco Inferno' on the disco near/at Lager Auschwitz seemed too bizarre to be not-true, but since you hadn't mentioned which AP source, nor a date, I checked some regional media....
1. Polnischer Bauherr gewinnt vor Gericht: Auschwitz Süddeutsche Zeitung 26.10.2000 S.7 2. Polnischer Bauherr siegt vor Gericht: Auschwitz za Süddeutsche Zeitung 26.10.2000 S.7 3. COCKSEIT Westdeutsche Allgemeine Zeitung 13.10.2000 S.0 4. Die Grenzen der Normalität Süddeutsche Zeitung 27.09.2000 S.3 5. Auschwitz will ein ganz normaler Ort sein Die Welt 14.09.2000 S.6 6. Weltweiter Protest gegen Disko in Vernichtungslage Bild (Hamburg) 13.09.2000 S.6 7. Anhaltender Streit/ um eine Disco in Auschwitz /De Neue Zürcher Zeitung 12.09.2000 S.2 8. Joschka Fischer für Volksentscheide in EU Berliner Morgenpost 09.09.2000 S.5 9. Auschwitz kommt nicht zur Ruhe: Jetzt Streit um ei Die Presse (Wien) 28.08.2000 S.3 10. Ausland: Heavy Metall in der Lagerbaracke Vor eine tageszeitung (taz) 25.08.2000 S.9 11. Diskothek in Auschwitz erregt die Gemüter Märkische Oderzeitung 24.08.2000 S.3 12. Protest gegen Disco in Auschwitz Hamburger Abendblatt 24.08.2000 S.4 13. Auschwitz Frühere Häftlinge rügen Plan für Disko Frankfurter Rundschau 24.08.2000 S.7 14. Auschwitz NS-Opfer stellen sich gegen Bau einer Di Frankfurter Rundschau 19.08.2000 S.5 15. Disko in der Gerberei von Auschwitz geplant Süddeutsche Zeitung 19.08.2000 S.6
Dat verhaal hierboven is werkelijk niet fraai.
Now I *know* I need to do more situps and crunches. I just read the bit about the JonBenet doll and my stomach muscles are killing me from laughing so freakin' hard!
I need to do more situps and crunches. My stomach muscles are killing me from laughing so freakin' hard reading the JonBenet thing!
George, you are a man with vision. If only there were more like you in the world.
Your a fucking sicko, Satan awaits your arrival keenly I hope.
About the Cuban story, I'd just like to say that I'm more into C&R.
Found Hell last week. It was Kansas , the shit hloe flat as a board hell. Fuck Kansas Fuck kanass
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i once hung out with a high school friend named Adam D,
We'd get together in his bmw (way before they were cool) and drive to the furthest 7-11 we knew, and get slurpies and snickers bars.
Then we'd drive around and talk about stuff. One conversation i remember well was the time we came up with interesting ways of torturing/castrating guys. One idea we had was to lay a guy on the ground and put a clear sheet of plexiglass over him, with a hole in it that allows his dick to stick through. Then a reved-up lawnmower would be placed on the top of the plexiglass just below his feet, and he could watch it slowly advance towards his dick.
Another idea we had was to strap a naked guy to a pole and have a live electric wire placed above his flaccid prick. Then a bitchin' babe would start to strip in front of him, and he'd try with all his might not to pop a boner.
You into this?
wickerman: year 0 72 minutes of fun. http://www.falungong.ca
Oh George - You're right on! I'd love for you to be my bukkake bitch!!
Can't wait until I spew my huge load all over your faggoty face!
George you are a twisted daggy cunt@! I love it when you poke my man pussy@@!!! How can you believe Jew von Spielberg and Tyson are in it for other Jews. Are you stupid or did you love the gay bar sooo much you were ridden by uber-guilt!!! You are a closet poof-ta!!! George I love your Site you are a crazy mo- foQQ!!!!!!! Dog you in the old cunt!!!!
dude. duuude, what is your deal? your site is kick ass, but i dont see any NAMBLA related stuff. this is truly upsetting. keep it wet money.
you depress me. you and all of the other people who think they are fucking geniouses or that they are the most insightful basatrds on the planet. you are not smart...at all. i mean, you seem to have a nice system of writing going...a mix of jargon and some very well placed words...a very casual style...evidence that you payed attention in high school, sparring of course frequent trips to the john to wank your willy and think of hot bukkake action. but your message is retarded. really retarded. several of your articles weak and most of them let your opinions just ass-fuck the reader with a load of inaneness. just from reading that particularly unimpressive boy scout article, i got a good mental picture of you-- i see you as a tall middle aged man, with a military-style crwe-cut. i see lots of cum stains on the crotch and right leg of your variously shaded earth toned pants. i also see your car...a truck complete with gun rack and pro-life bumper sticker. and for some reason, i picture you as being unmarried with a large collection of bad porn films, but i dont know what gave me that idea. ok, i got sidetracked...where was i? oh yeah. your site is pooh for intelligene. it really is. your opinions are base and lack logical thought. the attempts at shock value are shit. "blood and shit smeared dildo"...? what the fuck is that? didja just sit with a dictionary and find the naughty words, gigling and pointing at the really suggestive ones? asslicker. "urinate on his body" or whatever it was...jesus christ, i have seen scarier shit on fox family. farting into chairs with hoses, an entire article proposing blowjob training...that doesnt even make me blink. holy shit. to sum it all up...you arent brilliant, and you arent telling it like it should be or whatever the fuck up drunk ass college kids in your guestbook tell you. you are just an embarassment. if i had to stand next to you in a line...like waiting for a bus, or at some resturaunt...and i were wearing nothing but saran wrap, two post-it notes, and a great big neon sign that said "FUCK ME WITH KETCHUP!"..i would still feel confident and self-respecting standing next to you.
"FUCK YA'LL, WE'ERE FROM TEXAS, WHERE THE STARS ARE BIG AND BRIGHT" - 30 Foot Fall...punk rawk hardcore.
Jesus isn't gay. And if you are you'd better repent before he gets back and mean it!!!!!!
are you jewish? if so, can you explain what kosher is to me? i'm baffled.
You know, I like porn just as much as the next guy, but there is a difference between REALITY and your sick fucked up world!! How about we turn the tables and everytime you want to cum all over a girl, some guy cums all over you. You must treat people with respect, not everyone lives in your fantasy world.
you, sir, are a genius, unmatched in this real or imaginary world, you eclipse reality with the sheer weight of your brillliance. bravo.
You are quite the useless, delusional, pathetic hunk of protoplasm you purport to be. While it is clearly true, you've been an idiot all of your life, George, you really shouldn't tell everyone.
What in the hell happened to you? Oh, that's right, you were born this way. Sad.
Your website is a pretty fuuny one. Keep up the good work. I'll forward your coördinates to all my friends and feinds. And now leave me the fuck alone, a bukkake--video is playing in my recorder. Kapreles.
Are you sure you're not really Don Novello?
Laft ma'assoff! I've never seen such hilarious pages... Glad to see someone who takes the really big existential questions of this planet, like bukkake, cumshot etc, seriously.
Don't tell me you're the same George Kranz who made the immortal classic dance track "Din Daa Daa"??!
You can and have written so nice things and some shitty shit. But when are we going to get something new?? Update this fucker will you? It sucks ass to check this and see the same shit over and over. Or are you one of those sites that are good out of the gate but not much for indurance!
BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNG!!!! GG Allin does it better. But I guess it's alright for the millions of pathetic white boys who starve for revenge against the "others". They call you a genius. I think the horny guy at a redneck bar says it wittier.
I mean sure if all you do is get off in offending people. BE MARGINNALLY FUNNY!!! The "ebonics" speak sounds like it was poorly imitated by some inbreed white suburban retard. (People still use "jive"?) Most of the porno stuff sounds like serious "fag possing as breeder" stuff. Lighten up. Be more absurdist. Only vindictive 12 year olds are impressed by this.
this site is completely useless. why when i try and find something on hemaphrodites i get this site?
You are insane. Get help.
No, on second thought just stay far far away from everyone else and never touch a fucking keyboard again, you nut. If you aren't writing from prison already.
Ok I asked for you to update this thing but you are one of those sites!!!!!!!!! So go fuck yourself. You can add yourself to the remove from the favorites list.
Dude, you fucking RULE.
I'm eating Vanilla ice cream and I'm thinking of your death!
I am a recent convert to your website and artile-writing. In the Marine Corps I was taught basic reporting skills and have since developed a taste for weird coverage, drugs, alcohol and Mexican prostitutes. I hereby offer my services as intern, free of charge. pmbcaton@yahoo.com Admiringly, Patrick Caton
A misogynist and an idiot.. good job. Could it be that your attraction to types of pornography that humiliate women is that it gives you some sort of power over those who doubtless have rejected you many times?
That football thing sums it up... honestly, forcing a player's wife to "perform"? Women aren't there to take the orders of some loser computer-porn freak, they're people too - albeit people with too much good sense to associate with losers such as yourself.
Maybe when you actually are lucky enough to have a woman stand you for five minutes you'll begin to understand what real love and real sex is like.. not humiliating, but enriching for BOTH involved.
And about the Weather Channel - generally, the weather channel is targetted at people that need to know about the WEATHER, not at stay-at-home ex-momma's boys who need yet more images of women as a substitute for a real sex life.
For someone who professes to know so much about sex, you seem to spend a lot of time on the outside looking in.
The only thing about this site more disturbing than your horrible articles and sadly mangled point of view is the fact that there are so many positive comments in this guestbook. It's unfortunate that there are so many people who apparently find this entertaining, much less agree with you. I hope the majority of those visiting this site are those who think as I do, but don't bother writing a comment.
Very interesting. Bullshit artists are always interesting. Definitely a latent homosexual... more actually a blatant homosexual and that isn't good because he is an insult to good respectable cocksuckers.
George, you're crazy. Disturbed. Disturbing. But you're also a skillful writer and a good essayist, and a satirist in the tradition of Jonathan Swift. Wow.. bet you don't get praise like that every day!
El Huevo
George, very amusing site - the only thing funnier that your articles are the pathetic, humourless morons posting in here. What did you idiots type into a search engine to get to this site? Bukkake? Cumshot? Blowjob? Accidentally arrive here, thinking you'd clicked the link to a christian chat site? SUUUURE.
Get real you idiots!, while plainly satire, a lot of the things here would appeal to the "darker side" of many men's minds.
And as for the female posters, bah, shut up and go cook some eggs bitches.
Just so no more idiots comment on it, his "cuba" story was clearly fabricated. Drugs and whores are typical of tourist spots in the third world, but the idiotic redneck fantasy on the boat wouldn't take place in a decidedly orderly, if oppressive, state such as cuba. Also, the dialog was decidedly American.
Absolutely insane... I like it
This is off the chain!!
To sum it all up...this site is just amusing trash, written by someone who's bored, enjoys reading the trashy responses he receives from people who are just as bored as he is and just as bored as I am. One wouldn't be exploring this website if they weren't bored...unless you're doing research into how much trash (a human phenomena) is to be found on the internet.
To think how much trashy information is out there...but it does contribute to our global human culture. Every word spoken or written contributes something, no matter how trashy it may be. My truly meaningless piece of criticism here is just part of all this trash...perhaps in a few hundred years (provided the internet is still going strong) they may have internet archaeologists find this trashy website. It would be truly amusing to hear what they would have to say about how people thought way back in that time when George Kranz was alive and mass producing trash and bored people like me were reading it and mass producing trashy responses and including too many words like "and" and "trashy" along the way, as well as overextending their trashy sentences for the pure amusement of their trashy selves.
- Harpax
Great satire, yeah I agree with a certain poster before - what on earth are you folks typing in the search engines to get here in the first place... I got it by looking for bukkake rofl!! And the info I found entertaining! :-)
(taps foot!) Get some humour or get a life! Loved this site, laughed and laughed in spite of myself. Yeah its gross, yeah its politically incorrect, yeah its funny as hell. Yeah I'm bookmarking this one!
Yeah, not every female posting here is a feminazi allergic to sex! I'm a female. To the one that says women can't have 20 or 30 orgasms a day, you never tried to do it, did you?? lol
Although, one issue I take with the article - a female orgasm isnt worthless, it helps with conception actually. Sucks the semen up and gives it an extra push lol. Small trade I guess - the following nine months can be way more expensive for the woman. hurray for birth control ... lol
And yes, there was a study I read about semen being good for the skin - especially vaginal tissues, something about keeping it more elastic lol. Will have to look that one up again, I know I read it somewhere.
Try rubbing honey down there and tell me if you don't get a yeast infection... rofl and the egg yolk ... sounds like a salmonella recipe... ick ick ick - lets get the guy tested for stds and take the semen instead lol
Well the truth is there if your are willing to read it. It is also true the the mean math score for blacks in this country has gone south since the arrival of bullshit Rap music ???? it semm that the white niggrettes who listen to that shit are also getting worse shame
you are a sick fuckin pervert...I know because I've visited this site 2,312 times in the past two and a half weeks. I think this qualifies to be able to call you a real sicko. I'll continue coming back to check on you, so watch out, you evil bastard.
With Love From,
Jerry Seinfeld
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damn, this is the most interesting site i've seen in years. update more often!
mmmm facials i love facials but has anyone here (the guys) actually tasted cum? it aint that bad
George, you are way too funny. I have just found your site after searching on Yahoo! for bukkake and look forward to reading the whole website. Keep it up!
It's a little known fact that women are most likely to get pregnant when having sex with a guy they've just broken up with and have no intention of getting back together with. This is because women are SPERM THIEVES.
get stones thrown at for expressing thoughts
there is nothing wronge that i can see here. animals believe what they are taught, here, feel, see, and when groing up we are rased to believe what is within physical distance. the older we become , the more we explore our surroundings, love, hate, laughfter, ect. television programs are the number one catastraufic learning sorce; teaching us that it is O.K. to chear and yell out "Fuck Yeh Did You See His Fucking Face Just Explode",or,"Now Those Tits Are Perfect"! i am not saying what is being done is wronge or right, nor here to judge anothers way of living, or belief..... Life, Death, Love, Hate, Laughter, Saddness, Pain, Withdrawl, Jealousy, Torment, Togetherness, Sex, Creation, Distruction, Freedom, Suicide, Loneliness, Peer Preasure, Drugs, Family, Friends, Money, Trust, Enemies, Religion, Possesion, Jobs,Lying, Children, School, Authority, Rules, Racism, Meak, Strength, Weakness, Rich, Poor, terrorism, thief, murder and most of all, our own 'personal thoughts'. How Fun!!!! Anyone could write a book using the words ^above^, whether it be a childrens book, adult fantasy, fiction/non, or maybe even a comic strip in the local news paper, horror, action;
following me?... hope so!!!!!!!
i'm not to fermiliar with computers or to good at spelling, but i hear that with some people with computers or laptops become so addicted they surf just to release un-educational literature,( or so is said nocking on other people);. LOOK AROUND FRIENDS.... ALL THIS HATERED FROM WORDS OF ANGER.. WE ARE EVOLVING INTO A POWER.HATE.WAR..... .......REVOLUTION.......
What a sad attempt to be the web shock-jock. Pick women, blacks, little girls, and booze and right what you know society will hate. Shit bro, you ain't that far out there. there's hilarious, shocking material out there (which i love), and then there are people who just say what they think you don't want to hear in an attempt o be funny. you ain't a comedian bro
ts
What a sad attempt to be the web shock-jock. Pick women, blacks, little girls, and booze and right what you know society will hate. Shit bro, you ain't that far out there. there's hilarious, shocking material out there (which i love), and then there are people who just say what they think you don't want to hear in an attempt o be funny. you ain't a comedian bro
ts
holy fucking shit.....
...I landed on this site by complete accident, only to read every article in its entirety.
You are a very disturbed little man, with some loud ideas. Some good, some awful, and some downright shocking.
Thank's for making my usual bukkake search a whole lot more fun.
Help is available. Seek it.
way to tell it like it fuckin is george
God-damned Negros!
dude you fucking suck, i hope you get testicular cancer
George,
Screw everyone that knocks on your door with vengeance. With our rights to own guns come a right to free speech and free thought. Some of your views may seem extreme to others but these assholes are the ones that do the complaining and still tune in to your site. I am not making a comparison, but Howard Stern works this way as well. They call you a shock jock??? Why then do they spend the time visiting your site and posting comments? The more someone dislikes what I'm doing, the more I tend to find it fascinating. Keep those ignorant assholes visiting your site and depositing thier .02 cents.
I'm a pretty good driver, under-the-influence, as well. Why not take these 70-80 year old morons off the road? They pose a much greater risk than we do. And forget about cell phones, what about all you women putting on your makeup while driving. Your eyes are peeled to the rear view mirror, not the road.
I love someone who tells it like it is without fear of retribution. These thoughts lie in everyone's head. It's just that most people are afraid to think them, much less speak them.
Great work Mr. Kranz, keep it coming.
-Locked and loaded in NY, dt
Interesting.
But, there are some tings missing.
1. What is the meaning of female/male anal sex?
2. Should all women be true gang bang sluts, or would that be overkill?
3. You need to review enzyte: http://www.enzyte.com
Just a brief note from your Swedish fan section: We deeply regret that you happen to be an American citizen. Like the rest of the world, we consider Americans to be either staggeringly retarded or just plain soulless meat. It's so amusing how so many people could believe such amounts of utter crap... Patriotism like yours? Flags? 'We were soldiers'??? WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! In this context, people like you deserve a medal for lightening up the general stream of shit that makes up the cultural imperialism of the US. WE SALUTE YOU!!! We love you! Why have you not left the fucking continent? You should move to Sweden (not less famous for its big-brother-inspired government) - we've got blondes to spare! Best wishes from Anna.
Debra we need more peace sites out on the net. stop the bloodshed. http://www.babykiller.com
First time here, Georgie... and I must say, if your writing is anything but pure fiction, you sure are one intensely bigoted asshole!
Then again, I probably am one too. Arent we all fucked up bigots in our own special way? We all sit in our little towers, owning our little worlds, and trying to control shit.
I'm still trying to figure out what to do with this life, but in the mean time, I applaude you, and other assholes like us for speaking our minds. Hooray for not being right all the time, because right and wrong exists in the eye of each different beholder.
Fuck. -Me
Thank you George for being such a sick man. We all need such sick people like you. Visit these links: www.Shitcity.com www.willyworries.com we will murder you you fucking asshole. -finnish mafia from ****vihti**** (also known as "maailman keskus")
odd...
lol can´t u even build a website ? looks like shit hehe didn´t read any of your stories i was just searching for bukkake content on google.com so i cam across the bukkake pic...its crappy quality! i have this pic in High quality! well nothing more to say... oh yeah: that site is really crappy :) did i mention! with all that grey and black shit uughh for u and your fans i hope the content is better than the style :) later
oh yeah can i post some bukkake and cumshot pics on ur site?? :)
f my two hole
Your curious rants demonstrate just what can happen when ones selfesteem goes unchecked. The results can be quite saddening. To think of all that idle time spent typing away in a gloomy hovel hoping your 'articles' are read by the latest 2 member anarchist chat group is a pity. A pity in many ways that I'm sure you reconize. A pity that you can't see the world for what it is, well documented. So perhaps in the future you will not make mistakes such as the following:
"...Some of the camp buildings and structures have been preserved, more or less as a memorial to those killed, and as a reminder to future generations of what happens when goons like Janet Reno are given unchecked power."
I didn't know Janet Reno was part of the Mengele crew. Nice too know nonetheless...
zyklon b
Dear George: As with some other commentors, I would like to see more additions to your site. . .
I find the humor dry, yet appealing. . . In some Chinese restaurant, hungry in an hour, way.
It's indeed amusing to read the various comments left by the various folks. . .
As one would expect the usual mix of halfwits, imbeciles, and quarterbrains. . .
What the hell, a quarterbrain's better than none, n'est-ce pas?
Perhaps if you get time, or interest someone to lend a hand, the "empty responses" and perhaps the really short no brained "Duh dude like you suck" kind of responses, could be culled a bit.
c++
I wish I could meet a man who wrote public fantasies about fucking a plastic child doll. Nothing turns a woman on more than that. You're a fucking pedophile. Do us all a favor and cut your dick off, or let one of the many who have come to this site and would love to wield the knife have a chance at you. What a waste of life.
magasaysay blvd was the coolest,red horse beer, mojo juice, short time and butterflys. the little lumpias and the mamee (spelling?) oh, the commraderie of the 1st bn. 4th mar.div. 86-90
Hey George.
Thanks for the free humor. We were cracking up. You were joking, right? Otherwise, maybe the people who didn't get that aren't so sick after all. Of course, if facials offend them so, why were they here in the first place? Geez. Well you gotta take the good with the bad on the web, I guess.
PS We agree with C++, edit your guest book, too much repetitive criticism from jism-fearing chistians
Some reasonable words. Loose the woman on the spit.
This page makes me sick. You're psychotic, seek help!
